Hello Blog Party 2010 visitors. If I did this right, this welcome post will show up at the top of my blog until May 21. I’m still blogging daily though. Those posts should show up just below this one.
I’m so excited you’ve stopped by to visit. I’ve cleaned the house, brought out the nice china, and even removed the dog pee stain from the rug. Don’t you feel special? Here, have a G&T and I’ll show you around. Don’t worry if you spill. I’ll blame it on the dogs.
I’m Jen and I left a life as a rotorcraft rogue (helicopter pilot) to become a domestic diva (mom who’s one hairy eyeball away from the loony bin). I use diva as tongue in cheek as you can get. I try to menu plan. When I do, it’s pretty good. I cook. Sometimes it turns out really good. I make my own baby food. I try to come up with creative things for the kids to do. I take pictures, but like everything else, I don’t have the time to dedicate to make it awesome, so the photos are OK. Thing is, I do the best with what I have and there you have it. At the end of the day everyone is fed, dressed, and clean. I usually am too, but not always.
We live in Seattle, where I work part time for the sole purpose of using multisyllable words for a few hours most days. I have two little Rugrats, Sweetness, who is 2 ½ and Mr. Man, who just turned one and was slapped silly for the privilege by his big sister.
I’m fiercely dedicated to Positive Discipline so I’ve committed to writing an article every week or so on a parenting topic and how to approach it with Positive Discipline. I have a whole section on this parenting technique if you’d like to learn more.
Want to pee your pants? We’ve been trying to convince Sweetness that using the potty is in fact a good thing. Despite hours and hours, a library of books, and two potty chairs, she’s yet to get the hang of it while her brother is a pro. However, she recently shared her knowledge of poo and what that should look like in a full diaper with her dad. This is the funniest post I’ve ever made. For all my embarrassing parenting moments, visit the category Embarenting.
I also have a guilty pleasure (Deadliest Catch) which through a strange twist of fate put me on a collision course with the folks involved in said guilty pleasure. As a result, I’m working with a few Deadliest Catch captains and crew members which has been an amazing experience. Great guys. Gotta love networking. Discovery Channel rocks!
On the more serious side, I’ve shared some deeply personal stuff that I hope helps people when it comes to raising their own children. Specifically, it’s important to know that conditional love is child abuse in my book and sometimes I fail. Yes, it’s hard to believe. Please don’t unfriend me or cut me from Twitter. I’m just human and need to be loved…
So here you’ll find the daily crazy with a sprinkle of lessons learned, helpful parenting tidbits, and the occasional crazy story that will help you pass that kidney stone that’s been bothering you. So sit back, enjoy, and, if you likey, please do sign up to follow Heligirl on Twitter, “like” me on Facebook, or get an RSS of Heligirl in your reader. It’s all good. And thanks again for stopping by. Mind the rotors.














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May 18, 2010 at 9:43 am
Thanks so much everyone for the kind comments. I’m e-mailing everyone a personal response because I’m in the process of updating my comment stuff and it won’t let me leave individual comments to each person. They just pile up in the end, which is confusing as hell and then doesn’t make sense to the two people that read my comments. HA!
Blog Hopping with the D-List.
Thanks for the G&T. I did spill but it was on myself.
Hello! Stopping by from the D-Listed Blog party. I’ve enjoyed looking around your site and have become a follower. Your posts are very insightful, especially the one encouraging unconditional love. I look forward to reading more.
http://mungeeandme.blogspot.com
Thanks for stopping by my blog! And now you’ve got me all interested in this blog party-will have to check it out.
Visiting from the D List. My guilty pleasure is Ghost Hunters (okay, it’s really The Real Housewives of NJ!!!). Happy blogging!
Just so you know, I read your b-day post too LOL! I’m sure one day my lifeless body will be found beneath a mountain of toys, & discarded just as quickly as said mountain of toys….sigh. ANYwho, I think I’m gonna have to make you a button cause I forget to stop by here if you’re not on my blog roll LOL, & you’re so fabulous, I want to make sure I AM coming by more often! I’ll have to get on that….
Hopping over from the d-list…
Love the post about potty training!!! My daughter is just about 27 months old and we’re going through the same thing (although she has yet to assault my husband). Her MO is to sit on the potty for ten minutes, stand up, wipe, clap, walk away from the still empty potty, and then promptly piss on my floor. She is also fond of wearing her undies on her head (see profile pic) and OVER her diapers. Life would be so much easier if they were like dogs: stick in ‘em in a crate for a few days and voila!
Following!
ps: Loooove me some Deadliest Catch too!
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