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Snow Alert in Seattle

by Heligirl on January 14, 2012

in Beyond Mommyhood,Daily Ramblings

They say it’s going to snow here. Some report it’s already started. It’s really cold and windy. But Seattle’s ready with the freeway signs just in case: Tweet

The Things We Say

by Heligirl on January 4, 2012

in Beyond Mommyhood,Daily Ramblings

Sweetness: Daddy, what are you doing? Daddy in a playful tone: I’m cleaning all the hand prints off the TV. How do you think these got here? Sweetness: I don’t know. Daddy: Really? You don’t? Do you think it was you? Sweetness: No. Daddy: Do you think it was your brother? Sweetness: No. Daddy: Well, […]

It’s been a while since I participated in a wordless Wednesday. This one has been making the rounds on the net, but it was just too funny not to share. Happy Harvesting.   Tweet

The other day I noticed a small mole on my right arm was misshaped, painful and had bled a bit – clear skin cancer symptoms. I. Freaked. Out. My life flashed before my eyes. I imagined my children talking to each other over old photographs trying to remember what I was like and hoping to […]

This is what happens when Mommy is late at work and Daddy is in charge of dinner. Tweet

Telemarketer Fun

by Heligirl on May 28, 2010

in Daily Ramblings

I’ve found that there is a certain level of need in my life to laugh until I pee. Before finding some great spots in the blogosphere, I regularly turned to Ze Frank and his craziness. In my now regular tip of the hat to the Mayor of Crazytown and her weekly rename of Friday funnies, […]