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I’m standing in the bedroom folding laundry on the bed. Sweetness has wandered into the bathroom where hubby is in the shower (we lost the ability to have any privacy when she master the door handle about a month ago). Here is what I hear:
“Hi Daddy.”
“Hi Sweetie.”
“Daddy shower.”
“Yes, Daddy had a shower, now I’m drying [...]

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Oh little glass and plastic connection to the world,
You give me such little pleasures.
I can write press releases to the tune of Lady GaGa,
Get “today’s payday” texts from the nanny,
Call and harass LG,
Watch digital copies of movies,
And check my personal e-mail.
All from the comfort of my desk at work.

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Finally, they fax the paperwork to my repair company two days ago. My repair company calls and tells me they received the paperwork, but it calls for repairs to my DISHWASHER and it says the 30-days are up.
OH MY GOD!!!! I called LG and they are freaking lucky they have 15 minutes of hold time [...]

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OK, I’ve sufficiently cooled off to pass along my trials and tribulations related to LG. It started in 2006 when my new hubby and I decided we’d splurge and get ourselves a really nice refrigerator – a spiffy stainless number with a bottom freezer, French door fridge, and ice maker/water dispenser in the door. We [...]

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LG has to be the absolutely worst consumer appliance company on the face of the Earth. Their customer service and attitude toward owners of their sub-par pieces of crap defy description. Don’t ever, ever buy an LG appliance. I’m convinced this company’s headquarters are located in HELL. I’m so mad right now I can’t even [...]

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You ever have one of those days where you just feel there isn’t anything you’re going to do right so why the hell even bother? I think I come across this frustrated apathy honestly. Not much I have ever done outside of have children has ever gone without criticism from a particular member of my [...]

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I’d been giving Mr. Man a bath in his baby tub in the bathtub, basically out of habit since Sweetness had a complete aversion of sinks (sinkophobia?). However, I’ve somehow contracted Caitlin’s lovely fever/crappy stuff which has made me feel really achey and, quite frankly, not the least bit interested in leaning over the tub.
Alas, [...]

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One of the things I’ve found so very handy from my mommy pals is advice on things that make life a little easier. This is one thing that I’ve been really liking. It’s a trash bin for your car. It’s weighted and has Velcro on the bottom so it sticks to the carpet right where [...]

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Man this blogging thing can be a serious pain in the gozotch, as my daddy would say. Every time I want to figure out how to do one simple thing that should be absolutely intuitive, I’m sent on a wild goose chase to figure out how to make it work.
For instance, I want to give [...]

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